THROUGH ANOTHER'S EYES – CHARACTER MEME
01 – What's your name?
Maxxy Malone, baby!
02 – Are you male or female?
I’m a sexy beest of a man!
03 – What age are you?
Sixtyyy Niiine, owwwwh! But really, I’m 24!
04 – Describe yourself.
I’m a sexy stud, rebel rocker, heartbreaker, n' hot lady babes love me!
05 – What do you do for a living?
I’m in the rockinest glam band -- SEX BEEST! We’re from LA.
06 – Choose five words that describe your personality
Sexy, Sexy, Sexy, Sexy, and SEXY!
INTRODUCE YOUR SUBJECT
07 – What is their name?
My pal, B-Rad!
08 - How do you know them?
B-Rad was a 'Sex Beest' fan I found on the roadside who wanted to hang with me and learn to be cool like me.
09 – Describe them in three sentences.
He’s a massive stoner, and I mean massive literally, HAHA! Jokes! He bakes cakes with his cat, which is pretty lame, n’ not somethin' a guy should do, but I'm tryna' help him be cool!
PHYSICAL TRAITS
10 – Are they male or female?
He's a dude, but he kinda looks like a chick, BUT NOT A HOT CHICK, Gosh!!
11 – How old are they?
I dunno, he’s 20?
12 - Describe them
B-rad is fat. What? He is! I'm just being honest, gosh! Maxxy Malone is always honest! B-rad has long brown hair, he should dye it blonde like mine, then he'd look cooler! I'm pretty sure his eyes are green like mine too. He's also shorter than me! He’s nowhere near as sexy as yours truly! I'm the sexy one!
13 – Do they have any distinguishing features; scars or tattoos?
Nah-ah, he’s too much of a chicken to get a tattoo, unlike me! *flashes his stick-on tramp stamp tattoo on his lower back of a pink snake*
14 – Are they fit; Athletic. Do they do any sports?
Pfft, nah-ah! I told you, B-rad's a fatty! Of course he doesn't do any sports!
15 – What about Illnesses, War Wounds or Physical Disabilities?
Smoking all that weed has made him dumb. He doesn’t get basic stuff, like how to dress cool, how to get hot lady babes, or know any good shows n’ movies. He’d rather watch Animal World than American Pizza! Seriously?!
SKILLS AND ABILITIES
16 - What would you say is their best ability?
I dunno, bein’ chill? He’s cool with everything n’ anything! I’ve never seen him angry before. He never loses his shit over anything, or dumb stuff like his asshole brother! Blake the snake lost his shit at me when my tan stained the wall. Pfft, It’s just a wall, get over it, asshole! The place is a dump anyway! B-rad didn’t care though, he was chill with it, good on ya, B-rad!
17 - What do they think their best ability is?
He thinks he’s soooo good at baking desserts, but he shouldn’t be proud of that! Guys don’t bake desserts, it’s lame chick stuff! I’m just tryna' help him, cause’ some asshole will pick on him for it!
18 - What else are they good at?
I dunno, eating really fast?
19 - What are they not good at?
The ladies. No offence B-rad! Every time we go out, he scares the babes away by showing them photos of his cat! Nobody wants to see that kinda pussy, B-rad! He even blamed me for it, sayin’ I scared them away! NAH-AH!
20 - Do they have any artistic talent?
Nah-ah! B-rad is a dork, but at least he doesn’t do geeky stuff like drawing.
21 - What about Musical Ability?
Nah-ah! He wishes he did! He wishes he could be in 'Sex Beest'!
22 - Are they good at a particular sport?
Running after the ice cream truck, HAHAHA! Oh, B-rad, I kid, I kid, I’m just joking around! It’s just buddy banter, gosh!
23 - What about combat; can they fight?
Nah-ah, B-rad can’t fight! I’d probably beat him in a fight.
24 - Do they have any... powers or abilities you would describe as supernatural or superhuman?
His obsession with cats is supernatural!
PERSONALITY AND INTERESTS
25 - If you had to choose one word to describe their personality; what would it be?
Stooooooonnnneeeeeerrrrrr!
26 - Can you expand on that?
Every day he gets stoned, bakes a cake, eats it, n’ watches 'Animal World' or 'Kitchen Knifemares' with his cat! C'mon B-rad, don't be lame! Let’s go do somethin’ fun, like get drunk n’ go hit da club!
27 - What do you like best about them?
B-rad knows a cool rebel rocker when he sees one! I also like that he doesn’t let his asshole brother kick me out. I hate that asshole, he clearly hasn’t been laid in years n’ is jealous of me!
28 - What personality trait or behaviour particularly gets on your nerves?
When he lets his asshole brother manipulate him against me! Blake the snake is a manipulative liar who uses B-rad n’ tries to turn him against me, cause’ he’s jealous!
29 - Are they sociable; do they mix well with others?
He learn't it all from yours truly!
30 - Do they dress well? Are they Fashionable?
No offence, B-rad, but you look like a pot dealer! People ask him for weed all the time whenever we go out, n' B-rad thinks it's hilarious! He actually laughs about this! Pfft, he really needs my guidance!
31 - What would you say is important to them?
Me and food!
Do you know of any deep, dark secrets they keep buried?
Nah-ah, B-rad doesn’t keep secrets from me!
32 - Would you want them as an enemy; What sort of enemy would they make?
B-rad wouldn’t wanna be my enemy! Nobody messes with Maxxy Malone!
YOUR RELATIONSHIP
33 - How did you first meet?
I met him in at a bar. He wanted help with the ladies from me, n’ I’m helping him become cool!
34 - Are you friends?
Yeah, B-rad’s my best bud!
35 - Are you rivals?
Pfft, Nah-ah! He ain’t no threat to me!
36 - Are you Lovers?
HELLLLL NOOOOOO! Maxxy Malone only bangs hot lady babes, you must be THIS sexy to ride the sex beest! *gestures to his body*
37 - Do you love them?
Nah-ah! LIKE I SAID! Maxxy Malone only bangs hot lady babes!
38 - Do they love you?
B-rad totally crushes on me! He also wishes he could be as sexy as me!
39 - Who, if anyone, do you think they are in love with?
He says he loves Makayla, but he’s clearly in love with me, and his cats. Besides, Makayla wants me!
40 - Are they currently in a relationship?
HAHAHA, B-rad in a relationship? Yeah, right!
41 - Do you like them?
When he isn’t bein’ lame!
42 - Do they like you?
Yeah, I’m B-rad’s world!
43 – How do you think they feel about children?
Pfft, he thinks his cats are his children!
44 - What about their family?
His brother is a massive asshole! He slammed me into the wall cause’ he was jealous of me chatting up hot lady babes at the club, until B-rad scared them off.
I haven't met B-rad's parents, but I saw a photo of his mum, and hot dang, mumma! Owwh! She's got a nice rack! What a milf!
45 – And finally. If you could change one thing about them, what would it be?
He needs to stop bein’ fat, stop doin’ lame stuff, dye his hair blonde, dress in rockin’ neon leopard print, n’ play in a glam band, then he could be cool! But not as cool as me!
Questionnaire by: Raqonteur on deviantart.
Running after the ice cream truck, HAHAHA! Oh, B-rad, I kid, I kid, I’m just joking around! It’s just buddy banter, gosh!
23 - What about combat; can they fight?
Nah-ah, B-rad can’t fight! I’d probably beat him in a fight.
24 - Do they have any... powers or abilities you would describe as supernatural or superhuman?
His obsession with cats is supernatural!
PERSONALITY AND INTERESTS
25 - If you had to choose one word to describe their personality; what would it be?
Stooooooonnnneeeeeerrrrrr!
26 - Can you expand on that?
Every day he gets stoned, bakes a cake, eats it, n’ watches 'Animal World' or 'Kitchen Knifemares' with his cat! C'mon B-rad, don't be lame! Let’s go do somethin’ fun, like get drunk n’ go hit da club!
27 - What do you like best about them?
B-rad knows a cool rebel rocker when he sees one! I also like that he doesn’t let his asshole brother kick me out. I hate that asshole, he clearly hasn’t been laid in years n’ is jealous of me!
28 - What personality trait or behaviour particularly gets on your nerves?
When he lets his asshole brother manipulate him against me! Blake the snake is a manipulative liar who uses B-rad n’ tries to turn him against me, cause’ he’s jealous!
29 - Are they sociable; do they mix well with others?
He learn't it all from yours truly!
30 - Do they dress well? Are they Fashionable?
No offence, B-rad, but you look like a pot dealer! People ask him for weed all the time whenever we go out, n' B-rad thinks it's hilarious! He actually laughs about this! Pfft, he really needs my guidance!
31 - What would you say is important to them?
Me and food!
Do you know of any deep, dark secrets they keep buried?
Nah-ah, B-rad doesn’t keep secrets from me!
32 - Would you want them as an enemy; What sort of enemy would they make?
B-rad wouldn’t wanna be my enemy! Nobody messes with Maxxy Malone!
YOUR RELATIONSHIP
33 - How did you first meet?
I met him in at a bar. He wanted help with the ladies from me, n’ I’m helping him become cool!
34 - Are you friends?
Yeah, B-rad’s my best bud!
35 - Are you rivals?
Pfft, Nah-ah! He ain’t no threat to me!
36 - Are you Lovers?
HELLLLL NOOOOOO! Maxxy Malone only bangs hot lady babes, you must be THIS sexy to ride the sex beest! *gestures to his body*
37 - Do you love them?
Nah-ah! LIKE I SAID! Maxxy Malone only bangs hot lady babes!
38 - Do they love you?
B-rad totally crushes on me! He also wishes he could be as sexy as me!
39 - Who, if anyone, do you think they are in love with?
He says he loves Makayla, but he’s clearly in love with me, and his cats. Besides, Makayla wants me!
40 - Are they currently in a relationship?
HAHAHA, B-rad in a relationship? Yeah, right!
41 - Do you like them?
When he isn’t bein’ lame!
42 - Do they like you?
Yeah, I’m B-rad’s world!
43 – How do you think they feel about children?
Pfft, he thinks his cats are his children!
44 - What about their family?
His brother is a massive asshole! He slammed me into the wall cause’ he was jealous of me chatting up hot lady babes at the club, until B-rad scared them off.
I haven't met B-rad's parents, but I saw a photo of his mum, and hot dang, mumma! Owwh! She's got a nice rack! What a milf!
45 – And finally. If you could change one thing about them, what would it be?
He needs to stop bein’ fat, stop doin’ lame stuff, dye his hair blonde, dress in rockin’ neon leopard print, n’ play in a glam band, then he could be cool! But not as cool as me!
Questionnaire by: Raqonteur on deviantart.
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